Setting the ‘P’

Ok lemme see ♓☺w to start. I first heard †ђξ term ‘setting P’ this year and was confused as guys were saying it a lot with a sly look on their faces(which they always have when saying something naughty in a coded manner feeling no one else understands especially ladies). In this same time frame I have heard “I’m taking it P” and so many others hmm sometimes I just shake my head(smh) for our generation with all our shortening of meanings. Like †ђξ GGUM(still d☺n’t know what it means) or †ђξ rest of them, HML, HBD and so on lol. *lemme just warn anybody wanting to tell me HBD or whatever on my birthday* NO TRY AM OH (˘̯˘ ) haba what is †ђά̲̣̥† now. If you can type †ђά̲̣̥† why not write it properly. #birthday coming up in †ђξ scorpio month* oya guess †ђξ date 😀
Seriously, I mean soon we would hardly type a sentence what would make any sense at all hmm †ђξ future generations are in trouble oh. By †ђξ way what would †ђξ new language be called *confused look* share your thoughts LANTASTIC?? Lmao

I heard †ђξ word ‘congi’ for †ђξ first time in †ђξ office(d☺n’t ask what †ђξ topic was oh) surrounded by guys on a daily basis, you get to hear stuff and I was †ђξ only female in †ђξ whole department *covers face* Bigups to NETOPS, IT/SUPPORT, CONNECTIVITY etc( sorry if I no mention your department but these ones dey rep mehn) and I was thoroughly yabbed for not knowing what it meant given †ђξ University I finished from (ok I no dey go out like †ђά̲̣̥†, sue me) (˘̯˘ ) . Just imagine what my innocent ears have been subjected to on a daily basis LOL. Oh, by †ђξ way †ђξ ‘taking it P’ (I heard it a lot from Dolapo) babe but you know now *winks*
I remember actually taking a night out to google shortened forms to words and their meanings. Boy was I surprised at all †ђξ shortened forms I saw, with so many parents complaining about having to use these mediums to understand their children and be part of †ђξ ‘hip’ and happening’ or loose them forever.

Anyway back to †ђξ topic at hand ‘Setting P’ hmm culled from Justine *winks* after a long, hot P setting session with †ђξ Heavens Cakes Group. if you aint in †ђξ group, even by association you missing out #gbam# rubber stamp LOL.

Here goes:
‘Setting P’ is a Nigerian Slang or term used in reference to the male-female relationship dynamic. It is the art of picking up girls, women, ladies (whatever the politically correct term is). Of course I dont mean the literal picking up of girls I mean the art of seduction or the science of getting someone to want to copulate with you.
Setting P can refer to the witty banter and conversational tactics men use to get women. For example, If you are talking to a girl with the aim of engaging in some bedroom algebra where you solve for triple X and she is interested; your game is working on her, then you are setting P.
Setting P is only used in cases where the seduction is working or seems to be working. If you are striking out, then bro you are NOT setting P. Hmm

In certain context I believe Setting P could even refer to the art of love making.

Thou Shalt toe the line between slightly flirtatious, provocative and interesting (basically dont dull yaself ma sexy bro’s)

Thou Shall Not be too persuasive or persistent (The African Man Stereotype)

If 1st means of contact was not in person thou shall slowly progress to voice and then face to face meeting to build up expectation. (works real well especially if you know you’re hawt and gat a husky voice too) blushing *faints*

Thou shall never overestimate your worth, if anything it is better to underestimate your worth. (D☺n’t form abeg, ‘No time’ mchew)

Stingy dates or outings are not the P(selfish guys abeg park well I nor dey for †ђά̲̣̥† one) hian (˘̯˘ )

Thou shall never be too serious, the road to a person’s pants are paved with humor not stone faces *winks* (laugh your way to †ђξ honey pot my dear.)

Thou shall flatter, but pumping the head of the girl/boy you are setting P with to the point of disrespect is not the P (behave yourself joor, no dey play rough play abeg. Oya come here, u̶̲̥̅̊ want …. Haba dirty mind na 3 for hug) mine is pretty expensive

Now ladies I hope you have read this. Shine your eyes and know when a guy is setting P. Are you up for †ђξ game?? Let them work †ђξ talk jawe. Besides guys, you know ladies have †ђξ upper hand even they are sometimes emotional. Ehen ehen whot, abeg d☺n’t argue with moi
On a serious note: D☺n’t get it twisted and have fun setting P, just d☺n’t hurt anyone in †ђξ process.

I w☺n’t hurt you, oya come and let’s set P together 😛

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Men, share the baby Bump

If men were to Bear children….
I often sit and wonder ♓☺w †ђξ experience would be if men were to (in some cases endure rape, abuse, forceful penetration, unappreciated attitude from their spouse, lack of care and a l☺t more) then carry a child in their wombs for 9months with back pains, swollen feet, house work etc.

Oh what a more appreciative world we would live in!
†ђξ experience women go through would be better understood for many a man do not understand †ђά̲̣̥† this life changing and birthing process can be beautiful, horrifying, enjoyable, so many different experiences †ђά̲̣̥† can be life altering.
It makes †ђξ bond between mother and child really special.
My mother, I love her to pieces. When I go through pain, she does too, its like some unseen cord like connection exists between us making me feel guilty for complaining about anything even while hurting.

When some men make undue demands of their women like expecting them to start having sex almost immediately after †ђξ birthing process while not even showing enough understanding Its really bad.

Men if I may ask, can you squeeze a 10pound, 20inch long and 8inch wide, moving object out of a 2inch hole?? *cupping my hand to my ears* No answer!! Good. Then SHARRAP!!

I guess women would feel better being able to share their beautiful experience and burden with †ђξ one they LOVE (or so they think)

Some men cannot even enter †ђξ labor room with their wives for fear of fainting yet expect their wives to ‘give them’ like at least 4 children.
Some would prefer to claim an important ‘business trip’ †ђά̲̣̥† just can’t be missed “sweetheart, you know I have to make money to take care of you and †ђξ baby. I love you. You know I really want to be there” Gosh so many lies.
I heard one recently by another selfish male who said “my wife must deliver through C-Section abeg. †ђξ place must remain tight or what is a relationship without good sex” if †ђξ woman is not interested in †ђά̲̣̥† must she do it for your selfish reasons? Considering †ђξ risk factor of even †ђξ smallest operation.

I wanna ask, if its such an enjoyable process(†ђξ 2months of nausea&dizzy spells, 9months of swollen feet and weight gain etc) WHY DON’T YOU TRY IT yourself?? Then get cut open afterwards to ensure your performance remains in top shape.*i can hear men grumbling here*(nobody insults my performance) (˘̯˘ ) yeah yeah whatever..

Anyway men, put yourself in your woman’s shoes before suggesting something. Be considerate, loving and caring; massage her feet and show understanding because, putting yourself in her shoes, you can’t take it. Seriously.

Pankere Method

For those who d☺n’t know but pankere Is †ђξ Yoruba name for cane. I just had to talk about this cos it bugs me a l☺t.
I’ve heard from many adults ♓☺w Nigeria used to be lawful place in †ђξ past; †ђξ police didn’t have to hold weapons to control affairs or traffic. ♓☺w Lagos used to be one of †ђξ cleanest cities in †ђξ world. Ok what went wrong? †ђξ government? †ђξ people? There were street police too who held just batons to maintain law and order. †ђξ police? Greed?

Back to †ђξ topic of discussion before I divert too much. Promise to talk about It later.
Ladies, ever seen a man peeing(urinating) by †ђξ road side (I can see y’all noding, such a bad sign) and perceived †ђξ concentrated Ammonia mixture †ђά̲̣̥† wafted so naturally to your nose?(Research says men’s urine is more concentrated than women) and †ђξ urge to run past †ђά̲̣̥† particular area so tempting †ђά̲̣̥† is if you d☺n’t actually run.
Let me confess, when I see men do such, it makes me want to take a long pankere(cane) and flog †ђξ guy. Most especially if its in a very clean and tush area. Bringing out ‘Mr John’ so shamelessly in public (did I hear some women say Amen)
I know guys like to show off their stuff *winks* especially when he is handsome but haba Mr John sef should have some shame (or na just me think so).

Men, let me hear your excuse cos you have none hian. If a woman is pressed, she takes time to look out for a toilet not open her beautiful behind on †ђξ road to pee except she is desperately pressed and †ђά̲̣̥† goes without saying.
House owners, I know some d☺n’t paint their walls so often but gosh must you peeing maestros decorate the walls with pee?? *rolling my eyes* some houses d☺n’t deserve to be messed up.

Anyway my solution: would be to get some pankere police on †ђξ roads and when such a person is seen from †ђξ distance. Steps
1.Pick †ђξ specially carved pankere.
2.Set your hand to position. Then
3.Wham!! Whack them on †ђξ backside while they’re peeing. (It may sound mean and I owe no apologies to anyone) wouldn’t you like to see a cleaner and fresher environment?? Or for those decide †ђά̲̣̥† pouring †ђξ dirt in gutters when rain starts thus blocking drainages is †ђξ best way to keep their own environment clean. I tell you †ђξ pankere method is †ђξ best because some would refuse to clean up after being caught especially if you are not holding a gun. (Yes Nigerian’s can be pretty stubborn.
Ok other option(lemme be nice), give †ђξ offender a broom to sweep †ђξ area 😛 or 6 months working for me *****winks****

For all †ђξ foodmonger associations out there. Read and have a good laugh

Derin's Blog

I’m a foodie. I know it, my family knows it and my friends are learning to live with it. :d I like food, especially if it’s a snack, or what the Americans have aptly termed junk food. Once I don’t have to be actively involved in the preparation of a meal, you can assign me the role of levelling any height of food, and I’ll oblige willingly (did I hear someone say pari olodo?).

Well, I love food; can’t deny that, a healthy appetite is always cool for a man. And ladies have found my consuming abilities sexy and desirable =)) which brings me to the crux of this write up. See, as much as I like home made meals, I gotta say junk food trumps that: always.

There was this time I was craving puff-puff for weeks. It got so bad, I swear I may have dreamt…

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