….. and the Boys became Men

…..As †ђξ doors of 2012 were closing up, many young men decided it was time to cross †ђξ dreaded bridge †ђά̲̣̥† even some of †ђξ ancestors have feared to cross.
They decided to change †ђξ state of Solid to Liquid forever with blazing heat or vice versa… Decided to change †ђξ state of some beautiful spinsters to fiancée and some from fiancée to Wifey. Yes, they decided †ђά̲̣̥† 2012 was †ђξ year they just had to do IT, Grow up and become MEN.

      Hmm does someone remember †ђξ Mayan calendar talk? I guess †ђξ feeling †ђά̲̣̥† they survived †ђξ storm and were walking into another year spurred them on or gave them †ђξ *Ginger* Lol.
So many ensured it was a remarkable year for marriages, planned and unplanned “mehn, we must marry this year Oh” as it became †ђξ new talk amongst their jealous counterparts who failed to do †ђξ same as they hissed all over †ђξ place.

       Let me divert a little here. People should realize †ђξ Bond of marriage is a strong one and to be taken quite seriously and not “we can always get a divorce if it doesn’t work out” as there is a serious % increase in divorce rate as many do not know what its about or realize once †ђξ dotted lines are signed there would be a serious change and TRUE characters come to †ђξ fore. Yes, all †ђά̲̣̥† was hidden before would now be visible.
     Anyway d☺n’t let me water down †ђξ gist. As I was saying before some people say “what’s your own busy body”. And I’m forced to say, “Na because I care oh(˘̯˘ )”.
So †ђξ courageous guys on one bended knee presented †ђξ huge stone on smallest handcuff ever made and popped †ђξ big Question “WILL YOU MARRY ME?” {Mind you if you dint put one knee down to ask †ђξ babe you’re not †ђξ ish} You’re RAZ Mahn (˘̯˘ )
And †ђξ Pretty lady who has been patiently waiting through thick and thin, through relatives, friends and family members asking “when are you getting married” said “YES, YES, Oh Baby YES, I LOVE YOU” and kissed him $_$ »priceless…
Well I’m a helpless romantic so sue me :D. If you need tips on proposing to Senorita, d☺n’t hesitate to holla@Moi via twitter @scorpitosin or DrLove@myrlifestyle Drlove@myRlifestyle.com

Rules of Engagement By C’est Moi for my dear Guys 😛
   1. Once you have chosen Senorita, No looking at another lady friend or foe more than 5minutes except you’re discussing business matters. If she is your sister then you’re allowed 10minutes and no more +_+ or sanction is in order.

2. Senorita (†ђξ woman with †ђξ keys to your heart) should know everything and I mean it. Keep No profits or lusting after other ladies from her. If you’re feeling funky &Blue, why not share naughty thoughts with Wifey I’m sure you guys can act out your own in-house movie (dint say you should record it oh so many videos get out and its not a pretty sight) (˘̯˘ )

3. If you like big Boobs, don’t go marry someone with small ones and start whining like a greedy goat †ђά̲̣̥† you are. Yes, Senorita was like †ђά̲̣̥† when you met her. After all she dint complain you are too short, have a sweaty odor and eat like a glutton (˘̯˘ ) Abi, You wouldn’t wanna be compared too, so d☺n’t start wahala first. You cannot win †ђξ battle.

4. Senorita loves you or she wouldn’t be with you d☺n’t make her regret it. Treat her like a princess or someone will do it for you, Do Not take her for granted{pulling ears}. She chose you out of †ђξ rest of †ђξ fish in †ђξ ocean. Believe it or not, many guys were chasing after her and they’d be watching your progress or Failure…..
†ђξ rest is up to you dear. These are †ђξ first few rules of Engagement put together by me 😀

Congratulations to all my friends and family who got married, engaged and Baby boom in 2012.
If your name aint here sowi oh (covers face) will add it when I remember. Olaide Olanipekun, Mosunmola Obembe, Iradat Ogunbadejo, Jumoke Owokade, Caroline Olufunke Olurin, Micheal C.O.A.(Can’t remember surname), George Olunwa, Emeka Ogundu, Samuel Chintua Nwosu, Iyiola Jnr. Ishola, Adedayo Atoyebi, and †ђξ person who inspired this post Ahmed Afolabi (as he became a Man 😛 and proposed to Senorita :D)

Till next time, next year ehermm d☺n’t worry, yours is sure to be part of †ђξ ……*Scorptastic Book of Records* list then. “I will always pray for you dear” O:
Ahmed and any other person doing theirs this 2013, Wish you luck on your journey through your erhmm »Introduction»Engagement /Traditional wedding»Wedding………………….. hhhhmm
Boy, Nigerians like wahala oh. chai see serious spending things» 3 events to seal †ђξ deal and †ђξ marriage has not yet started. Hmm,†ђξ marriage must work out after all †ђξ family Bonding oh.
Please ensure you have a place to put your heads , and HONEYMOON BEFORE all †ђξ spending on large wedding oh, †ђξ guests would come and eat and go back home, †ђξ rest would be left to you. I’m sure y’all couples to be wanna enjoy your marriage so DO IT RIGHT
Happy Married life to everyone 😀 wishing you all †ђξ Love for each other, peace and patience in your relationship, continuous compatibility, a beautiful Romantic journey and everything else. Cheers
Happy 2013…. The great year in Our lives and time to DO IT RIGHT. Cheers


Why am i the One to DIE?

Why am I the one to Die?
    By: “Sneha” knottysneha22@yahoo.in


I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn’t drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I’d get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet..

I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn’t see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
“The other guy is drunk,” Mom,
And now I’m the one who will pay.

I’m lying here dying, Mom….
I wish you’d get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon..

There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I’ll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn’t drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn’t think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I’m feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don’t think it’s fair.
I’m lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put “GOOD BOY ” on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I’m becoming very scared.
Please don’t cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn’t drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

Please, forward this to as many people as you can.
……And see if we can make people understand that DRINKING and DRIVING don’t mix.
……And Save Some  Lives

Happy New Year to You all good people.
Wishing you a wonderful year with peace. Love, Success and Many more beautiful years. D☺n’t forget to Share