Top and Bottom 10 Videos of the Week

Welcome to Scorptastics Top and Bottom 10 list

Music is †ђξ food of my Soul.
Its been in †ђξ works for a while and I’ve been considering not releasing this category in my blog but ‘Liver’ got †ђξ better side of me today.

You see, I l☺ve music a lot and feel bad when lots of people go into music for †ђξ wrongest of reasons (just to make money) forgetting it is also to entertain and educate.

I sing a little( yeah! Not all those from †ђξ womb tinz abeg) but l☺ve music to pieces.

Music makes me High! for those who know me I d☺n’t need a drink get high but good music. If I ever enter †ђξ industry I would like your honest opinion on my songs, content and videos.

Hence my Top 10 and Bottom songs. Its only to help †ђξ industry become better so no offense intended guys and ladies in †ђξ bottom category. It only means try better to project your song †ђξ right way. In †ђξ 3 values (lyrical content, videography and the matching video)

D☺n’t just start singing cos you have a little money. Abeg give me if you d☺n’t have anything better doing. Trust me to invest it wisely 😀

Top 10

1. Yes or No by BankyW
This has been my favorite since it was released and all his other songs. Its not just because I’ve always been tripping for him( GF please do not be jealous oh. Its from †ђξ distance) †ђξ video was on point as usual, †ђξ swag was on great and I loved †ђξ dance. His attempt at Etige is laudable. Download †ђξ video here http://tooxclusive.com/2012/12/30/video-banky-yesno/ and make your decision. Find him on twitter @BankyW

2 GhenGhen Love: Yemi Alade
Really nice song and creative video and a showing off herself as a badass. Nice concept to †ђξ video. Thumbs up to †ђξ ladies in †ђξ music industry too. †ђξ videographe I haven’t gotten enough liver to join them *covers face* lol on twitter handle @YemiAlade

2. Gobe By Davido
I like †ђξ whole concept of this video. †ђξ smile at †ђξ end showing am unbeatable spirit was priceless trust me and I l☺ve dimples. Dancing was on point, video was nice all in all thumbs up. No tripping he is my younger brother. Download here. (http://dindindara.com/gobe-davido-audio-video-download/) Lol twitter handle @iam_davido

3. Skibo by Solid star:
Really lovely video and I can dance along to it. Nice influx of african stuff in it. Even though I d☺n’t know what Skibo means. ” Fine fine ladies, imma take you to †ђξ ……. La la la” go watch it abeg. Find on twitter @solidstarisok

3: Flavor and Your Waist by Iyanya:
I just love this guy and his unbreakable spirit(with all he has gone through) I was listening to it even in bed and stood up to dance at 2am *covers face* did I mention I love to dance. I like †ђξ fact †ђά̲̣̥† he dint use half naked girls and yet it gets your blood pumping. “Iyanya” *in †ђά̲̣̥† dark skinned Project Fame faculty members sultry voice. In my voice ” I like †ђξ way you wind Iyanya” only those who have heard my voice know ♓☺w this sounds. Lol follow on twitter @iyanya

4. You gat me high by MayD:
Like †ђξ video, its real nice. †ђξ lyrics are easy to follow and catchy even our house help knows †ђξ song and he isn’t even Nigerian. Dont let me talk too much MayD you know its nice. on twitter @MisterMayD .

5. Uncle Dele by Joules Da kid
I dunno why ever since †ђξ link was sent to me a while back and I downloaded it, I just loved it. And it kept playing in my head for days. †ђξ video was nice, my only grouse is †ђά̲̣̥† he wasn’t wearing native but dog chains and casual wears or a lady dancing so hard her gele is about to fall off. Twitter handle @JoulesDakid

5. Anike by Djsose.
†ђξ guys who appeared in †ђξ video projected †ђξ video and DjSose looked as cute as ever even though he didn’t utter a single word with his nice looking tattoo on his face. Nice entrance though. @DjSose

6. Cash flow by D’banj:
Gay smile at †ђξ beginning lol. Mr Eja Nla. Its funny ♓☺w you pulled †ђά̲̣̥† one off. But surely you know you can’t play with those kindda people in real life without them coming after your whole family afterwards. “They are not Nigerian” in MI’s voice nice concept and lyrics sha.twitter @iamdbanj

7. Tonight & Like to party by Burna boy:
For someone like me who I dint even know he was Nigerian or who he was before. He has impressed me continuously. I remember when I was asking on twitter “who is Burna Boy?”
Well to his voice is kindda magnetic sexy hawt and has lots of potential “Said tonight will be your night” then adding some Yoruba influx “Awon jose won gbodo wole, o le tell me why” really, tell me why I shouldn’t keep listening to this handsome dude. His voice is something I can identify from my sleep. On twitter @burnaboy

8. Gud girl by Sound Sultan:
Nice video and lyrics. Sound sultan always ensures his lyrics make sense. But good girls usually like Bad guys, answer to your question. Lol twitter @soundsultan

9. Ringtone by Crystals:
I’m impressed by these ladies. They brought out a new flow, rap and dance to their swag. Cool video, energetic dance and I like †ђξ lead lady, lots of swag too.

10. My baby by Skales :
Nice video. Not much exposure from †ђξ ladies but it was cool. Nice concept, nice gentle dance. Thumbs up. on twitter @youngskales

10. Club on fire by Waconzy:
I was prepared not to like †ђξ video probably cos of †ђξ title but it is actually nice. Portrayed a very hot club scene. Lyrics, erhmm I couldda written †ђά̲̣̥†. Just saying! Nice video. Follow on twitter @waconzy)

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Bottom 10

So sorry if you find yourself on this list. Its just Scorptastic giving her honest analysis of your lyrical content and Video. Its for you to do better next time so I can buy your album and download your songs(if I download, more people will) NO PUN Intended 🙂 in no particular order. And I couldn’t get your handles and links to your video.

1. Gbondede by Koko J :
Was an OK video. †ђξ ladies were actually “gboning their dede” lol abi +eating a BANNANA ♓☺w does †ђά̲̣̥† follow? :O and what was with †ђξ kissing and smooching †ђξ girls neck about? :S if she is your girlfriend why now “get a Room” and spare viewers of all †ђά̲̣̥† *sereren* (˘̯˘ ) it doesn’t fit †ђξ video.

2. Money crazy by Portah:
Ok, yeah you’re money Crazy; we get †ђά̲̣̥†, lots of people are too. So ♓☺w did you *Hammer* since “Maga No Need pay?? What’s with †ђξ “eh ehe eh Ehe” :O what’s †ђά̲̣̥†? You wanna c** or something? Puleaze.

3. Photogenic by Wizboy ft Ikechukwu:
(-̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) why? Why? Wizboy, Why? †ђξ video is TIGHT, BEATS are lovely but why did u̶̲̥̅̊ waste them on “Photogenic” seriously? Many people like and dislike this video cos of †ђά̲̣̥†. Nice Rap by Ikechukwu though it would just have been in my top 10 instead.

4. Salute me by Skarfizo: ok watched †ђξ video but I still d☺n’t see ♓☺w †ђξ video portrays someone being saluted and why. Its a rap yeah and †ђξ lyrics are cool but †ђξ video dint do it any justice. Sorry!

5. Dont kill it by A4:
what on earth was †ђά̲̣̥† WINK at †ђξ beginning of †ђξ video :O it was awful. They could have gotten a pretty lady to do †ђά̲̣̥† haba. “Olenu daku” shuo where is †ђξ lady with big lips or some lady showing her face or something. :S no face and instead a sweaty lady is just showing off her satin behind. Not right! *_*

6. Naughty girl by Rilwan:
Well †ђξ girls portrayed †ђξ normal naughty girl thingy which is shown I most videos but sorry to say †ђξ video had no concept. It wasn’t fluid but they tried with †ђξ video a bit. Though †ђξ acting could be better sha. Maybe if I watch it again it would make sense to me cos I still d☺n’t just get it.

7. Party system by Fedi
what on earth is “she dey do me like Alomo in my system” seriously I d☺n’t know what †ђά̲̣̥† is supposed to protray oh. Alomo would not do you like †ђά̲̣̥† Mr Fedi. Find out what Alomo does before you put it as part of your tagline in your song.

8. Feeling †ђξ funky by R Trimnel:
†ђξ rap is OK I guess but I couldn’t hear what he was saying :S so I can’t place you in †ђξ top 10. Guess you guys can work on †ђά̲̣̥† in ur next video.

9. Beremole by bryme:
Ok all I see is ladies winding and shaking their booty. †ђξ video was OK BUT Too many flashing lights and all †ђά̲̣̥†. If †ђξ ladies were probably wearing Native I think it would have made some sense to me. Sorry guys probably ur next song will be better. I hope!

10. Opasa by Slim brown:
D☺n’t really understand †ђξ concept sorry. Anyone who can should please holla at me. It got me confused.

11Sofa by Vito and W4:
:S :S what on earth is “I wanna sit on your Sofa” na wah oh. Have songs finished ni? To say I’m disappointed is an understatement. Rest my case abeg.

That’s my official first top and bottom 10 for this week. Next week friday will be better. Keep it fresh.

NO BEEF INTENDED

GTBank and the Naughty Customer

The moment you stop obeying †ђξ Law of †ђξ environment you find yourself, then you must be a *Goat* (only goats d☺n’t care ♓☺w their lawlessness affects †ђξ environment)

There are so many goats everywhere around us they need to be treated as such. They d☺n’t obey any rules and believe they are above †ђξ rules †ђά̲̣̥† apply to others…. Do not blame me as even women are more culpable most times; let me give a scenario.

I was in GTBank recently and as usual †ђξ queue was quite long. As a good, law abiding citizen, I joined behind †ђξ last person and after a while this middle aged woman (about late 40’s) removed †ђξ barricade(you know those thick hook ended dividers) instead of going around it and came to join †ђξ queue in front of me.

I was like “ehn, †ђξ queue” pointing to †ђξ last person for her to find her level (to †ђξ end of †ђξ queue) she just turned around, looked at me and faced her front again.

I studied her, this woman in probably her 40’s †ђά̲̣̥† won’t respect herself. She was lucky I wasn’t in †ђξ mood or I would have given her a few ‘words of wisdom’. She would never have forgotten me (P.s: I’m not rude, but when †ђξ need arises I can put people in their place, regardless of their age)

Anyway, I knew this one was a trouble maker, so I just shook my head at her and continued listening to †ђξ conversations about GTBank Customer Service personnel in Ojodu branch precisely. Comments were they d☺n’t smile to welcome customers, their attitude isn’t just nice, they merge even those checking account balance with †ђξ queue of people paying in, withdrawing and transferring funds(I do not know why so d☺n’t ask me) and †ђά̲̣̥† they looked stressed out with †ђξ number of customers coming their way, hence †ђξ behavior.

Be fore I digress †ђξ queue moved ever annoyingly slow, and †ђξ woman kept checking her wrist watch and shaking her body. I just wanted to laugh. We were all in a hurry so what was her issue. Mtchew I hissed wondering what her problem was and guess WHAT?…

One of †ђξ counter attendants said “Next” and within †ђξ blink of an eye †ђξ woman went over the barricade and went to †ђξ attendant. “Haa”

Everyone started shouting “No she isn’t †ђξ next person”
“She can’t go oh” and all sorts of things. You all know ♓☺w you behave in scenarios like †ђά̲̣̥†. Anyway me I was a saint *shhh*
The “next person”, a guy who was looking lost finally went to meet the attendant and she was asked to step aside. Not ashamed yet, she stood near the attendant shaking her body and checking †ђξ time.

Smh as at this point some of the other people on the queue who were discussing the customer service of GTBank started talking about her and I hissed “Lawlessness and they would be pretending to be good outside” as †ђξ woman tied a scarf over her ears. They all said “yes”
“Abi oh” you trust my people now they must support as if they couldn’t talk on their own before.

Most women are considered stubborn cos of their actions. †ђξ truth is women are †ђξ bane of †ђξ society, once they go wrong, †ђξ society is wrong too.

Anyway another woman who had children said “please †ђξ school bus would soon drop my children off and nobody is at home” and guess what, we all said “of course go to †ђξ front of †ђξ line much to †ђξ annoyance of †ђξ other queue jumping woman.
Finally it became her turn, then mine and I did my business. Do not ask me what oh. Hian tiff ole.
As we were leaving trust us now, everyone greeted themselves bye like old friends. Lol.
Nigerians just form friendships over little things and battle over less ones.
All in all, I do Like GTBank a lot actually 😀 so no pun intended, I just relayed it as it happened. So we will get better customer services. I trust you guys.

Things Men wish women knew 3

41. Guys admire girls with brains and L☺ve girls in miniskirts. The minis are for yanking off. Why not try the Brains and Mini (nice combo if you ask me) you get the double of *sshhh* find out.

42. Guys try to impress when they like a lady. They would go through so much to get †ђά̲̣̥† special something; appreciate it and don’t complain, he made the effort duh what if he dint?.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything. Even the times you have spent together and the size of **** you know what I’m saying,..Yeah. They just can’t help it. Just keep in mind you would be part of those discussions sometime so make it something Juicy*winks*

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that
girls tell them. Be careful what you say. Wanna keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Guys #Gist,Ladies #Gossip its all the same if you ask me (˘̯˘ )

45. Guys think too much. Ladies too. Money and sex ‘vs’ makeup and clothes. Everyone is thinking about the various things on each individual’s priority list. If you wanna know Ask, don’t assume, you may be surprised.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited. Feed their fantasy, be it in the office, house, street *winks* don’t go Naked oh. I no send you that one oh. If igbo boys catch you and tear your clothes na u̶̲̥̅̊ know oh “More is More” better covered=More sense. Fully clothed=Respectable.
Ps: dress ♓☺w you want to be addressed

47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy especially in the bedroom department but her weight does but not all the time(except he has got a fetish). You see Ladies, short guys wanna help their ministry and help the generation unborn. So subscribe to them and build the ministry 😛

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive especially when they Really like you. Watch out girls!! It may be a good or bad thing!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl. (Twisted state of their minds you might say but it applies to ladies too) most times we want the ‘1’ that got away or the difficult one to get.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they had been together for years. Guys can be sentimental too, trust me. Memories make things difficult.

Nice read for ladies who think they can’t defend them selves in the event of Rape. Its a cowardly act of a weak mind. D☺n’t become weak yourself ladies, stick to †ђξ KEY WORDS:
FIGHT: d☺n’t feel you’re †ђξ ‘weaker sex’ fight †ђξ silly konji ridden guy off.
PREVENT: d☺n’t go to guys houses unaccompanied if you can help it or you’re putting yourself at his mercy.
SPEAK. OUT: there is always help to be found ‘seek and ye shall find’. Help won’t come to you till you look for it. You may just have caught something let it be gone now. Talk to someone and let things be made better and easier even though †ђξ authorities are not much help. Nigeria smh

Stay safe ladies. Guys use your head and not †ђξ ‘D’ to think duh

LITERATI:SATIRES ON NIGERIAN LIFE

When my little cousin was about to go off to University, I called her and gave her some advice. Nothing too preachy; just some basic rules for keeping safe from sexual predators and pervy hawks.  I am a lad, and I know all the tricks of the game: nobody was pimping my little cousin. She later confessed  that the advice I gave her helped her and some of her friends she shared them with, and were gems that should be codified into a journal or something. Ah bless.

Seeing the rising incidents of rape and sexual assault, I have decided to draw up this set of rules for the benefit of my reading audience. Guys could have a read too, but they won’t be needing them unless they are super-star entertainers or billionaires. Naija girls won’t molest you unless you are loaded or famous, abi?

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By scorptastic Posted in Home

Love Hurts

Dedicating this post to all the lovers out there. Those who have been hurt,
Who are hurting.
Who are hurting people and all the rest.
Meeting lots of hurt people around the world so..
I guess I’m a helpless romantic just speaking my mind.. Here goes something…

Love Hurts?
Love Bleeds?
Love Makes Children of even the most grown Men and women.

Love Melts Hearts as hard as Diamonds.
Love Moves mountains and fills up Rivers.

Why did Cupid come to visit me today!
When I was most Unprepared?
Why did he shoot me with his dreaded arrow,
That even the “Wise Ones” avoid?
Why did the master of mockery play with my Heart.

Oh Love,
See What you have done to me.
I never meant for you to fill my heart.
With so much pleasure and pain at once.
I feel so Hungry; For your Love.
Thirsty, for your Care.

Love,
Why do we Love those we Love?
Why do those we Love not Love us back?
We feel so hurt when we see those we care deeply about with someone else?
Why is it that whose we Love, love other people?

Love,
So big, wide and all encompassing.

Why does love, love us,
Why do we love the love that doesn’t love us.
….. Feel the Love,
…… Experience it,
……. Let it in,
………..Love, and don’t hold anything back..
…….. True Love wins in the End.
………… True Love is Endless…

Keeping the Flame of Love burning
Love, doesn’t really hurt guys and ladies, its the Object of your Love that Hurts you….. Till my next post……Mwwaaahhh