2017 The Trump Card 

….. And do it’s been a while I have written here,  for some many reasons but I’m back. 
The Trump Card….. 
When Donald Trump decided to run for office, he was like a bull with a rider. Hitting people where it hurt the most. His insults from dissing his competition, to countries he had targeted earned his major scores with white supremacists, elderly Americans, the plain ass racists, and gang bangers. 

You see when foreigners enter another man’s land, he just wants to make a quick buck and head home but then he gets too comfortable after a while,staying on for much longer than planned as he is accommodated. 

America is a no-mans land as argued about. The originals are red Indian. Chased away from their homes and lands to make way for the free man’s land,  sorry who are these white/rednecks claiming ownership? 
Basically, to me America is supposed to be able to accept all and sundry as long as you follow the rules of the Land. 
Anyway, Where do I begin: yes! The Trump Card,  before I forget and continue rambling. 

You see, Africans, Asians, South American, your cases are special as we all have a unique color of skin soft easy identification. Donald Trump is the president and there is nothing you can do to change that. 

  The president that America deserves is at the helm, sorry you either accept or Accept it. To Donald Trump, America is a business he has recently acquired and he would not allow any employees to misbehave. It must be a successful transition after all he now “owns” America. 

Ask me oh. Question!


People have likened him to Hitler some when he begins to ask for the skin of year blacks for polish, don’t be surprised that some whites would the black polish. 
Wafi people no dey carry last. Una no fit reach house from Yankee dull yourselves, them go tiff una join your load ask you to bail yourself. 
Don’t get me started on idile Iya silifa. Won o bi Iya Baba anybody awa na ni Ile. See person with 4tribal marks forming I omo Onile for Lagos. 
Now imagine what and how most of the elderly people who are in support of Trump feel. The feel the “aliens” are taking over. 

Black Americans, Hispanics in the suburbs shooting at each other for drugs and weed produced by others or themselves, fighting for what they know not. As they opened their eyes and Trump played his card. 

The koko of my story, if you are based in The US don’t travel back home except you are ready to loose all the “isu” that you planted there. Else follow my advise. 
Buy landed property with your dollars/other currency while it is still high against the naira, you never know when you may be deported or prevented from entering the US for no reason, loosing all you have worked for to “The Americans”. Before Donal Trump,  produces another Trump Card. 

   We have our own New York City and California,  those who have been to Lekki, Ajah, Victoria Island, Banana Island, Bonny Island etc know we have beautiful places with good roads power supply. 

Contact me if you are in need of any such investment

……. You never know oh….  

Especially those of you who have been there for less than 10years. This applies to Nigerians in other countries too. 

#winks #invest #beWise #BuildNigeria #iBuildNigeria4Us
{yesso this image is of Trump is telling Kanye, “you better search for your African roots, because once I win,  I would send you and your family back to the ***” and 

Kanye says “Say wah! I gat me a .48 in my back pocket imma bust ya mouth before the election ” 

And Trump adds,  “you would see it happening and play to the gallery”}

Obama never anticipated seeing this drama in the first “100days” future of America 

abeg we need this binoculars to look into the future of Nigeria, Buhari is doing zero action mode while things are getting from bad to worse. 
…letting my imagination run wild here hahaha


Mr & Mrs

And so I finally watched †ђξ prestigious NOLLYWOOD blockbuster “Mr & Mrs” no thanks to my dear friend Daireen who refused to give me his copy when promised. Yeah after all his talk and bragging about his watching a Nollywood Movie †ђά̲̣̥† impressed him. He selfishly got rid of it †ђξ day before my visit to his house.

Anyway and so Disk A was popped in. We(my sister and I ) started ‘Mr& Mrs and were rooted to †ђξ screen. Lovely acting as I’ve never seen before as I hardly watch *Home videos/ movies* from Nollywood except a limited few.

Why? They disappoint viewers at every turn with low quality movies whose production and shoot takes about a week, give or take and there is absolutely NO and LOW quality.

Anyway back to Disk A of ‘Mr & Mrs’ from Nollywood. Thus †ђξ mentally, verbally and physically abusive husband kept on with his act as usually happens in so many homes. At least one type of abuse is apt to occur.

Thus when †ђξ laptop battery died just at †ђξ concluding part of Disk A and it was too late to put on †ђξ generator thanks to PHCN and their wahala we waited till †ђξ following day.

Disk B was started and we sat rooted this time to †ђξ Tv screen and much to my unanticipated disappointment †ђξ acting of †ђξ man wasn’t up to my expectation.
I do not know if after doing a wonderful job in †ђξ first part, decided they had done enough and had to rush †ђξ script.

Another thing I noticed, when †ђξ husband was supposed to be sorry and crying I seriously felt like laughing because it was terrible †ђξ expression just did not match †ђξ fake tears coming down his face.

Why didn’t he begin with taking her breakfast in bed?
Why did they have to have spent a night together before he could show ♓☺w he really felt? After all her shakara †ђξ transition wasn’t just alright for me.
Sincerely that’s what happens when ladies from humble backgrounds go and marry from rich families and saucy Mother-in-laws

The End for me was a bit alright. Yes, I know laughing or hearty laughter is one of †ђξ hardest things to do in acting but it could have been done better to match disk A’s passion..

The second couple were very alright and †ђξ Akwa-ibom house help is actually very pretty. †ђά̲̣̥† would have been missed if they hadn’t shown her on ‘throwing out day’

All in all, †ђξ main Actress was quite good and her Crazy laughs were very crazy though a bit extreme at a point.

Its just me giving my analysis of Mr&Mrs by Nollywood 🙂
Xoxo Scorptastic 😉

Beautiful people» Nigeria@52

I often sit and wonder what happened to Nigeria, why things have turned for †ђξ worse.
†ђξ backwardness of things. Most countries move progressively forward whilst Nigeria is not. Why?
When market women could drop their wares with stones to sell, go home and only return to pick up their money.
Student nurses were paid by †ђξ government and taught properly. Now †hey pay to learn.
Government hospitals were properly equipped and people didn’t have to travel to India for treatment.
Foreigners came to study in Nigerian schools as †ђξ standard was high ranking among †ђξ best.
Roads were good and cars shock absorbers lasted a long time.
People bought new cars and second hand vehicles were rare.
When is was safe for children to play in †ђξ street unattended.
Lagos was one of †ђξ cleanest cities in †ђξ World.
A Dollar was 1:1 with Naira or less.
Politicians considered †ђξ People first.
These same politicians had things working fine when they were younger, why destroy †ђξ good things †ђά̲̣̥† have been built.
Rulers, remembered they were in power to serve.
Tђξ people cared a lot about their Neighbor and not overly selfish.
When parents had time for their children, and children didn’t have to wake at 4am to get to school for 8am.
When children ate proper breakfasts and not fast food.
And †ђξ standard of living was very high.
When there was constant power supply and an announcement was made before power was switched off.
You could store perishable items without fear in †ђξ fridge for long periods.
Coins were respected and valued.
Times when you could buy something of value with .50kbo and get .25kobo change.
Peak milk was less than =N=1.
Children played with sand and built Castles.
When children actually learnt a lot from schools not just about books alone and schools actually existed to Educate and not for making money alone.
When schools believed †ђά̲̣̥† ‘playing’ was part of †ђξ learning process for children, and children’s social studies wasn’t about learning of ‘US’ or ‘UK’.
When children weren’t obsessed with †ђξ internet, Xbox and Ps3 or †ђξ child’s best friend.
And children could still play harmlessly and innocently together.
When children were not vindictive or calculating and friendship meant Love, giving and not selfishness and gain.
When Churches didn’t exist in every nook and cranny and pastors preached without thinking of †ђξ congregations pockets.
When preachers weren’t competing for number of their congregation, latest cars and private jets and some Imams didn’t make moslems look at everyone else as Infidels and preaching ‘Jihad’.
When Boko Haram was unheard of even in your wildest dreams and †ђξ Northern part of Nigeria was a safe and accommodating zone; and you dreamt of ‘tuwo shinkafa’ and ‘Kunu’.
When you weren’t scared of your neighbors gateman saying ‘sanu ku’
Tђξ Police were better Attired, did their job, a little bit respected and and didn’t smell awful.
Police officers or Soldiers didn’t wave guns in your face just to disposess innocent civilians of †ђξ hard earned money( we have never had a proper system in †ђά̲̣̥† regard) there is a major need for restructuring and proper training)

So its Nigeria @52
What has gotten better? Or Nigeria is much WORSE? †ђξ latter seems to me to be †ђξ right option.
†ђξ change from military to democracy rule. (I still feel we were better under the Military in many respects)
Ok maybe, †ђξ GSM instead of going to your neighbor to borrow their land phone.
Well, In 10 people there would be 1Blackberry or Android phone. (Would still have happened anyway, Naija no dey carry last)
Every household uses a generator (I beta pass my neighbor is something, it brings in electricity)
Communities are their own Local government. (Such a shame to †ђξ government)
Landlords contribute to buy †ђξ area transformer. (NEPA/PHCN shame on you, collecting money when is supposed to be free
)You are forced to drill your own bore hole cos waterworks d☺esn’t get to your end.( Such a disgrace, †ђξ government water d☺esn’t get anywhere. Half of †ђξ pipes have burst on †ђξ roads causing major puddles of water across †ђξ streets)
Communities construct their own gutters and roads. (If †ђξ government w☺n’t do it, at least people must drive cars and walk †ђξ streets)
Roads are so bad, you can’t move from point A to B without your car hitting †ђξ ground. Or having to move at snail speed to reduce †ђξ impact of your car hitting †ђξ ground cos it would hit †ђξ ground anyway.
†ђξ ministries have no maintenance culture and d☺n’t even try to repair roads till its impassable. †ђξ people too pour out their dirt into gutters when rain falls. While †ђξ dirt clogs them up and spills to †ђξ roads afterwards.
From =N=11 in †ђξ early ’90s fuel has gone up to =N=110 and counting(military » democracy)
Let me divert a little,
I drove to †ђξ fuel station yesterday( AP in Akute, Ojodu to be precise), and as usual before independence day(same for †ђξ past few years) there was a queue for fuel. News of impending fuel price increase had gotten to every state. †ђξ NUPENG or whatever other association have gone on strike. Everyone taking †ђξ law into their own hands.
There were People with gallons same as me(you just have to buy some or face †ђξ total darkness), cars and motorcycles were at it. Soundsultan’s song ‘no light’ so describes this so well.

Then getting to my turn, †ђξ attendants said each car will pay =N=50 extra over †ђξ =N=110 cost of †ђξ fuel, okada or motorcycle riders =N=30 and people with gallons =N=100. I was shocked, †ђξ meter still read †ђξ old price of =N=97 per litre. H☺w on earth would they say such a thing. Like †ђξ suffering that individual persons were going through in †ђξ country wasn’t enough. To make matters worse, people were begging them consider †ђξ amount, Gosh at this point I was about to slap someone, why give them so much control and power to misbehave when if they were all in unison †ђξ attendants would have no choice. I guess they wanted us to contribute to their families Independence say celebration or say to buy chicken for them selves. Mchew at †ђξ expence of everyone else.
They were of †ђξ opinion †ђά̲̣̥† anyone not comfortable should leave †ђξ place.
I spoke my mind and let them know †ђά̲̣̥† its at †ђξ grass root levels such as theirs †ђά̲̣̥† make this country what it is. There is so much blame on †ђξ government, but let me ask you. What would people like †ђά̲̣̥† do if they had more power in their hands??
†ђά̲̣̥† is †ђξ behavior of †ђξ average person in Nigeria(not everyone. SELFISHNESS!!). Even a security man wants to show he has power before allowing you through †ђξ doors.
Ok d☺n’t ask me what happened afterwards.

Have a restful independence day Nigerians and think about ♓☺w to better †ђξ situation of things.
Thanks for reading. 😀